spicy-vagina-tacos:

gamecuboid:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

a toy story remake done with nothing but dildos 

"you’ve got a friend in me"

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GOD

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berrybluecupcakes:

noobtheloser:

GIRL YOU MIGHTA MENTIONED YOU HAD A PROBLEM WITH THAT OFF THE BAT, AMIRITE?

I do a lot of these

So do other people

SPREAD THAT WORD BUTTER ALL ON THEM EAR-BREADS

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gooberjammin:

egberts:

who decided the middle finger was the bad one

and why’s the thumb the good guy in this phalange conundrum

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ripelypine:

my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

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algrenion:

do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it

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chemicalaccess:

weloveshortvideos:

Proper swimming technique 

I ONLY SWIM FREE

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fruitcrocs:

one time in primary school the dinner ladies were serving quesadillas for lunch but i didn’t know how to pronounce it so i said “one kwadillydas please” and they gave me extra pudding for trying

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fruitcrocs:

have you ever just tried to rearrange the letters of your name to find some universal meaning as to the purpose of your life

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387,986 plays

noneuclidean:

The start of a little project I’m working on.

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Her (2013)

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